Chapters in the Book:

1. Cam Newton is What We Thought Terelle Pryor Would Be
2. Great Two: Slava Fetisov
3. He’s Just a Little Guy (Pt 1): Doug Flutie
4. He’s Just a Little Guy (Pt 2): Nate Robinson
5. Cookie Gilchrist Quits for a Better Reason Than Jim Brown Did
6. Charles Woodson has Peyton Manning’s Heisman Trophy
7. The Ballad of Derek Fisher
8. Joe Johnson is the Most Anonymous Name Ever
9. Moses! (Insert Reference to Parting Red Sea as Connection to Malone’s Finally Winning a Title in Philly After Switching to 2 Here)
10. Alex English is the Question to the Jeopardy Answer (Not Bird, Magic, or Dr. J)
11. The Short and Glorious Day of Anthony Wright
12. Cam Newton Does Not Want to Be What JaMarcus Russell Was
13. The 35th Greatest Athlete of the 20th Century is a Horse

Number 2 Jerseys We’d Like To Own:

1. Mo Williams (Cleveland Throwback)

Players We Wish Wore 2

1. Spud Webb